“Daddy, what are opposites?”
“Opposites are things very different from each other. Like high and low. Or thin and fat.”
“I got one, Daddy! Day and light!”
“Those aren’t opposites, Sweetie. Those two words go together. Opposites don’t go together like that.”
“I got another one, Daddy! Stars and … Doggy!”
Great, now I have to explain the difference between opposites and non sequiturs.